Wednesday, January 6, 2010

A smoking squirrel to add perspective


Driving home from the pharmacy I noticed a guy halfway into the intersection, fixing a flat tire. I had the baby in the car seat, and I was looking at this guy just sitting there in the intersection in a place no one normally sits, right there where everything usually rushes by. Kind of a public place for a breakdown, I thought.


Weird how we usually choose a quieter, more off-road place for our personal breakdowns, and how life (or cars) blow a hole right through that nice, neat theory. Sometimes a breakdown is waiting to happen, out of our control, right there, for everyone to see.

To ease the horror of that thought, the guy looked pretty relaxed in the middle of the road. I think once you get over the fear of being run down, of almost crashing, and being stared at, that you just get down on the ground and deal with the problem at hand, the flat tire. You hope someone comes along to help, and before you know it it's all over. Maybe the view from the cement, in the middle of the road, cars rushing by, your tire a shriveled mess - maybe the view isn't so bad from there. Maybe, in fact, it's more interesting than regular life.

It'd be nice to realize that the natural resistance we have to having anything go wrong is futile. I thought of that when watching a squirrel crawl off into our woods as he was breathing his last breaths in our yard the other day. (I think he was a smoker.) He was moving so slowly, it was sad, he wasn't trying to get away so badly, as much as trying to just be someplace safe. It was cold and I was afraid the squirrel would freeze to death. I tried to encourage him off to the side. He crawled right into the greenest evergreen tree I have in my woods.

With no dogs trying to eat him, and his days balancing on phone wires coming to an end, I felt like saying to him, "Look up. Look up and see where you got yourself. You're surrounded by the greenest tree you will see this winter, life is still worth living as sometime soon the woods will be all green again." With that he seemed like he smiled at me, gave me a quick wink and ran off still hacking from his lungs do to all those years of mistaking acorns for cigarette butts.


Peace in the breakdown.

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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Why are Steven Seagal Movies a guilty pleasure?


To me there is nothing better than a Steven Seagal movie. I know it is full of violence and everything that I do not what my son to see. Even though he is nine months old this is not what children should see. My love of professional wrestling, combat movies, and B movie Spring Break adventures have always been a stress release for me. I know childish frat boy entertainment.


The acting in a Seagal movie is C level at best if you were to give it a grade. Does anyone really give a care how it is acted if you watch one of these movies? I know I do not. I watch because it is so unrealistic it at times is comical. I see the “bad guys” in the movie drop their weapons to go fist on fist with Segal. Who in their right mind would ever do that?

Seagal normally plays an American hero. An ex soldier trying to right a wrong. He gets thrust into all kinds of situations that play right into the hands of Seagal to kill and mame thousands of people. Not exactly family entertainment.

I started watching Kung Fu Theatre as a twelve year old boy on Saturday mornings. The show was subtitled in English and was absolutely the most violent show of its time. The show always appeared right after Saturday morning wrestling, my friends and I would enjoy every Kung Fu kick and punch that was delivered. This was where my love of Seagal movies was born.

In Seagal films, or Aation films in general have a reputation for dipping into the realm of right wing propaganda now and then, so Seagal's movies (often influenced by his left-leaning personal beliefs) can seem refreshingly different, or they can seem just plain bizarre, depending on how you look at them.

From the start, with his screen debut in Andrew Davis' Above the Law, Seagal has been adding his own stamp to these films. Above the Law is basically a loose remake of Davis' Chuck Norris vehicle Code of Silence. Both movies feature martial arts experts playing rebellious Chicago cops who fight corruption, and they even have a lot of the same actors, but while the Norris film is content to take on police corruption, Seagal's movie tackles America's role in the Vietnam War, CIA involvement in drug smuggling, the plight of Nicaraguan refugees, and (in a roundabout way) the Iran-Contra scandal.

Seagal's third film, Dwight Little's Marked for Death, starts off with a prologue about the futility of the War on Drugs and corruption in the DEA. Then, these themes are never mentioned again for the remainder of the film.

Seagal's politics never really took over a film altogether until his directorial debut, On Deadly Ground. Seagal stars as a sort of an expert firefighter who works for a major oil company and specializes in putting out oil well fires. If this seems like an odd thing for an action hero to specialize in, keep in mind that the most effective way to extinguish an oil well fire is to blow it up with dynamite. By the end of the film, Seagal has dropped the oil company's CEO into a pool of crude oil and blown up an entire oil refinery around him. Then, Seagal spends three and a half minutes talking about global warming and alternative energy sources. Shear awesomeness.

Félix Enríquez Alcalá's Fire Down Below is the only other Seagal film to tackle environmental issues, and the environmental threat here is just some sort of generic toxic waste. You can tell that it's poisonous because it's green. Amazingly, Seagal plays an undercover EPA agent and he carries a gun. He arrests people. Apparently, nobody involved in the production had the slightest clue what the EPA actually does.

In Seagal's first direct-to-video feature, Dean Semler's The Patriot (not to be confused with the Mel Gibson Revolutionary War picture), Seagal faces off against a right-wing militia group that releases a deadly virus in a small Midwestern town to make a point about, well, probably something kind of stupid.

For the most part, Seagal's post-Patriot output is kind of short on political messages, aside from the sort of CIA villains and corrupt cops that pop up in about half of all the action movies that have been made since the eighties. One notable exception, though, is Ching Siu-Tung's Belly of the Beast, an indictment of Thailand's military. For a little context, the Royal Thai Army was recently in the news for overthrowing the administration of Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra, and they've been making veiled threats about possibly overthrowing the new government as well.

Each and every one of these movies always has me wanting for more. Sorry I am wasting that education you paid for Dad. I have the Seagal bug.


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Monday, January 4, 2010

2010 predictions


I have one long prediction for 2010, and then a series of quick ones:


1) Iran: The combined two stories of its nuclear program and ongoing new revolution will be the dominant news story of the year.

1a) There is a strong likelihood that the Islamic Republic itself will fall in 2010. That is what is at stake. Not regime change — the switching of one office-holder for another within the same system — but total governmental change.

The young have decided that the aging and corrupt and obscenely rich mullahs, and the rigged governmental system that sustains them, can stand no longer. That is why these brave young people are willing to risk their lives on the streets each day facing the thug Basij militia and the government security forces, both of which specialize in using terror to quash dissent — on direct orders from Ayatollah Khamenei.

The development of the Iranian nuclear program is a key factor driving the fomenting revolution. As the West draws a line for Tehran not to cross, the Iranian people, who have been disaffected since June’s rigged elections, see their government pursuing a policy that will isolate Iran from the West and cause terrible economic dislocation for the Iranian people for years to come.
Yet the Ahmadinejad government insists on racing to join the nuclear club, figuring that, once it's in the club, the other club members will treat them differently.

Tehran reads history this way: If Saddam Hussein had had nukes, no U.S. invasion of Iraq. Thus, if Iran has them, no U.S. or Israel aggression against Iran. Plus, it can bully the Saudis and other rich Arabs with its superior military power once they acquire these weapons.

So Iran is the flash point for many stories in 2010.

Look for violence, hatred, and ugliness — a passive President Obama refusing to side with these brave people fighting for their freedom — and ultimately for the hand of God. “What,” you ask?

Yes, the hand of God is at work here. Go back to 1989, the fall of the Berlin Wall followed by the almost totally peaceful end of the Soviet Union, the “focus of evil in the modern world,” as President Reagan called it. How could the dreaded, all-powerful Soviet Empire crumble, without a shot being fired, if it weren’t for God’s intervention, perhaps beginning with the mysterious selection of Pope John Paul II, followed by the creation of the Solidarity Movement in Poland?

Indeed, God triumphed over pure man-made evil in that situation.

And perhaps it will repeat itself in Iran — only this time there is already more bloodshed. There are reports that some Iranian police are refusing to fire on demonstrators — always a sign of the regime’s imminent loss of power.

Pray for the creation of a Persian democracy.

So, in sum, Iran is the nation to keep our eye on in 2010.

2) Obama: The president will decline even more in the polls. The jobs situation will continue to rot away any good feeling about his administration. Increasing numbers of Americans will see him as a political fluke, in over his head, incompetent, too liberal, and without a clue about how to get the economy back on track. His approval rate will drop to 42 percent.

3) The healthcare bill: Whatever version ends up passing will grow even more unpopular as time goes on. Why? Because from the day the bill becomes law, every medical billing or prescription problem or denied service will be blamed on Obamacare. We all have these medical glitches, but now they will be Obama’s fault.

4) November elections: The Democrats are going to get creamed in the mid-terms. Some big names may go down. Chris Dodd in Connecticut is on the endangered species list; so, too, is Harry Reid. One or both will lose. Former GOP Congressman Rob Simmons in Connecticut will defeat Dodd.

In the House, there will be a strong anti-Obama, anti-Pelosi push back in November. Republicans might not quite take back control, but they will narrow the gap and force the House back toward the political center.

5) New York: Andrew Cuomo will be elected governor. But the Republicans will recapture control of the State Senate.

6) Florida: Gov. Charlie Crist will lose to Marco Rubio in the GOP Senate primary.

7) Arizona: Sen. John McCain will sweat all through the year about his August GOP primary. Former Rep. J.D. Hayworth will run a tough race against him. If Obama pushes the immigration issue in D.C., as he has said he would, then McCain will lose his primary by either flip-flopping on the issue or sticking with his pro-amnesty position. (McCain's losing his own party’s primary less than two years after being that party’s presidential nominee would be a huge story. It will happen if the illegal immigration issue is back on the front page.)

8) California: Former Gov. (and former every other job in the state) Jerry Brown and GOP newcomer and former eBay boss Meg Whitman will square off for governor. She has tons of money; he is known throughout the state from his four decades in public life. It is a Democratic state reeling under financial collapse — with the GOP Governator who hasn’t gotten the job done.

Brown can be testy and nasty; Whitman is nice — and a bit boring and stiff.

He has been around a long time; she hasn’t even voted in many elections — a shocking revelation for someone who wants to run the biggest state after never holding a governmental position before.

You can bet Brown will make a big deal out of this. It hurt Caroline Kennedy in New York a lot. Not voting is inexplicable.

He can argue that he knows every nook and cranny of state government; she can argue that she will make Sacramento run like a business.

He is Mr. Inside; she is Mrs. Outside.

Who wins?

Meg Whitman, by 3 points.

And right away you will hear talk of her for veep on the 2012 GOP ticket. After all, California is 55 electoral votes — one fifth of the total you need to win.

9) The economy: It will grow in 2010 — but not quickly — and not enough to reverse the horrendous 17.5 percent underemployment picture. The perception of the bad economy will not change in 2010 or 2011, and thus Obama and incumbent Democrats will suffer greatly for it. He better pray that this perception changes by 2012, or he is a goner.

10) Al-Qaida: The terrorist machine soon will implant bombs right into the abdominal cavity of suicide bombers — and equip cell phones as detonators. Can our airport screening machines look into someone, like an X-ray machine, to see these objects? (Hey, if drug cartels use people as mules with swallowed condoms filled with heroin and cocaine, why won’t their terrorist cousins do the same thing?)

11) On the right: Sarah Palin will continue to dominate the scene in 2010 — and suck all the oxygen away from other potential 2012 GOP candidates. Romney, Pawlenty, Huckabee, Barbour, and any others just get no coverage whatsoever compared with her.

11a) The next conservative leader, although not prominent as of today, will emerge onto the national scene in 2010.

11b) The tea party will be more popular than the Republican Party.

11c) If this new conservative leader can harness the passion of the tea parties and the built-in structure of the GOP, he can sweep the nation in 2012.

12) Obama's past: A controversial new book will emerge this year, revealing the truth about Obama’s past. The publisher will be under pressure to quash the book. The so-called mainstream media will attack this book. But it will sell more than a million copies in hard cover and several million in paperback.



Happy 2010 to you.

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Sunday, January 3, 2010

Weekly Thought Bonanza January 3rd


On Sunday/Monday, I produce a column called “The Weekly Thought Bonanza”. The column is based on all of the random thoughts that run through my head all week, and trust me there are a plethora of them. I will try to share as many of these thoughts as I can, so each one of my readers can think just a little bit extra over the coming week. After my short holiday break the “Bonanza is back.


This might be a new decade but it certainly started like the beginning of the last one, where Al-Qaeda still dominates the headlines. For all you anti-war, anti-military people out there I have this one thought for you. Al-Qaeda does not want to negotiate or live in a world where peace for all is a common goal. They want to eradicate us because we don’t believe in their religion and ways of the world. It blows my mind when I see a woman with an anti war sign and screaming down at the military. If you were part of an Al-Qaeda world you would not be protesting, but rather wearing a burqa and following your male master’s orders. Remember that the next time you yell down at a soldier.

I did make a New Year’s resolution this year. I quit smokeless tobacco that I have done since I was fifteen. Wish me luck.

China has cracked down on Internet porn. Too bad they do not crack down on the factories that make all of those crappy products they ship over here. Try buying a garment bag from China and actually have the zipper not break in the first week you own it.

Catalonia, Spain is voting to end Bull Fighting. What next, end tapas, siestas and flamenco?

It will be much cheaper to die in 2010 then 2011 because of the estate tax laws now in place. In 2010 there is no estate tax penalty in place which is the right thing to do. I am sure that Democrats in Congress will try to change that law because individuals who spend their whole lives saving to give their families a little something when they pass should have to pay taxes on their own monies right? President Bush tried to abolish the estate tax and hopefully President Obama will stand up to his own party and do the right thing.

Don’t look now but Christmas is 355 days away.

Before last week is there any coincidence that we send detainees from Gitmo to Yemen when they are released? No way, right?

The Winter Classic the NHL’s annual outdoor hockey game not only lived up to its hype this year, it blew it away.

If you’re an NFL coach and you did not make the playoffs this year, I can image that this is a sleepless night knowing you could or will be fired in the morning.

I finally received the H1N1 vaccination and I have to say it is probably too late anyway. Thanks CDC for turning out the vaccine so slowly.

If I were a betting man I would say that Indianapolis and New Orleans do not make the Super Bowl. Rodney Harrison was correct in saying that Cincinnati is a fraud of a team.

The Weekly Thought Bonanza, thought of the week; What is up with the constant Farmville requests on Facebook? I don’t want to play games on Facebook ok? I like Facebook for what it is, connecting with old friends and family. I don’t need heart requests, mafia requests, or any other request.

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